portablemiah:

*inspects ground* its hot. theres been local singles in the area

i always laugh at that taylor swift song that’s like “he had a one hand feel on the steering wheel and the other on my heart” cause i’m picturing the guy with his hand on her boob and she’s just like “oh his hand is on my heart that’s so sweet” because that just sounds like the most characteristically taylor swift situation i could ever imagine

(Source: brinanah)

amplifiedattire:

Robot(?) leggings by Balenciaga. [Source]

zovii:

churrochihiro:

I have found it.
I have found the perfect Leon wig.

the leon king

(Source: epic-humor)

(Source: kim-jong-chill)

whealty:

you can tell by the way i use my walk

im a womans man

no time to talk

I HAVE TO BRUSH MY TEETH BUT MY DAD IS IN THE BATHROOM POOPING AND READING AGAIN

say that to my face